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Chapter 4

 

 

          If one seek love and go towards it directly as one may in the midst of the perplexities of modern life, one is perhaps insane.

 

                                                                   Sherwood Anderson

 

          The new style in music quietly insinuates itself into manners and customs, and from these it issues a greater force... goes on to attack laws and constitutions, displaying the utmost impudence, until it ends by overturning everything, both in public and in private.

 

                             Plato

 

          Pour retrouver la ferveur il faut faire les gestes de la ferveur.  Allez à la messe, faites des signes de croix, prenez de l’eau bénite.  Parce qu’à force d’imiter l’extérieur de la ferveur peut être cette imitation entrera à l’intérier de vous même.

 

                             Jacqueline Pascal

 

 

 

          I thought that I wanted to be Don Juan.  The truth is, that along with almost everyone else, I had merely lost the courage to love.  There had been plenty of relationships, and there were even sensitive girls who had fallen in love with me.  But when I fell in love, my love always transformed itself into a plague of pestilence and disasters.  I was either in love with a beautiful fool or had a relationship with an intellectual woman whom I thought I didn’t love because she wasn’t beautiful, and they all gave me either moral, aesthetic, intellectual or emotional indigestion.  And so I was sick of them.  Like most Americans, since the time of William James at least, I tried to cure my sickness by pretending not to be sick.  And so I became a disciple of Wilhelm Reich.

          At about midnight, I put down the book on astronomy that I was reading and went outside to my red 1962 Volkswagen to get a tin of marijuana that I had left in the glove compartment.  Before going back inside, I sat on the fender to meditate on the night sky:

 

          Proxima Centauri, the star nearest to Earth, is 250,000 times farther from us than the Sun.  A space ship traveling at 100,000 miles per hour would take almost 20,000 years to reach it.  A black hole is about two miles across and has more than twice the mass of our sun.  “Gilles de Rais himself described how he loved to visit a dungeon where children were suspended from hooks.”  It sucks anything near it into itself without possibility of escape.  “He would pretend to be horrified and would immediately cut the child down and put it on his lap.”  If matter is sucked into the ring of singularity then it disappears forever from our universe to be reborn into another one.  “He would dry his tears and tell him that he would soon be reunited with his mother.”  If it misses the singularity and swerves off into a wormhole then it reemerges into our own universe through a quasar, in a another place and time.  “As soon as he gained the child’s confidence he would slit its throat, violating the pulsating, dying body.”  White holes, or Quasars, exist at the edges of the universe.  They are several sizes larger than our solar system and contain the amount of energy of an entire galaxy of 150 billion stars.  It wasn’t until 1935 that the existence of other galaxies was proved.  Only ten years later, August 6, 1945, the first atomic bomb was exploded.  And we now have the technology to destroy all life on earth with one single, small but dirty cobalt-neutron bomb.  Just one neutron bomb would deposit enough radioactive fallout into the atmosphere to make all life on earth impossible for millions of years.  No plants, trees, insects,....  “It is said that he murdered more than eight hundred boys.”

 

          My reverie was broken by a shrieking female voice coming from the house next door:  “Don’t you ever do that again.”  There was an ominous silence and then, slightly less hysterically, “If you ever do that again, you’ll be sorry that you were ever born.”  It sounded like Tilly’s voice.  Then a whimpering, muffled female voice responded, “All right, I won’t ever do it again.”

          I thought possibly that the voice had a foreign accent, but I wasn’t sure.  I stood there in the darkness waiting but they were silent.  Afraid that I might be discovered there and thought to be a Peeping Tom, I went back to my room, very quietly.

          The marijuana was already strained and cleaned of stems and seeds.  I used to put one pinch in my pipe, take one hit and hold it in my lungs as long as possible.  It took effect in almost exactly five minutes.  Then I would take another hit.  The high lasted for about an hour and then I was about half as high for an hour after that.  If I wanted to stay high I would take another hit at the end of the hour.  I had it down to a science, but sometimes I would have a bummer, or a terrible anxiety attack that was like a waking nightmare.  Marijuana always has the effect of dilating time and two or three minutes can seem like fifteen.  And so they were agonizing experiences and I felt like I could be drawn into the vortex of madness, that I might forget that I was awake and find myself flying out of a window or staring down the point of a kitchen knife.  And then, like the Prophets of old, wailing and gnashing my teeth before a vengeful God, I would swear that if I got through the experience I would never smoke marijuana again.  And I would usually abstain for a few weeks.

          I never smoked marijuana for pleasure.  Smoking it was a magical and mystical rite: it brought feelings and insights that I couldn’t have without it.  That night, I discovered the sexual imagery of Mick Jagger’s Satanic Majesty’s Request and composed the following material for possible inclusion in the Playboy article:

 

Feb. 22, 1969

 

   Gomper

 

   By the lake with lily flowers,

   while away the evening hours.

   (Jagger’s alone, by a lake)

   To an fro she’s gently gliding,

   on the glassy lake she’s riding.

   She swims to the side,

   the sun sees her dried.

   (She thinks she’s alone)

   The birds hover high,

    I stifle a cry.

   (She begins to masturbate) 

    The birds hover high,

    she moans with a sigh.

 

     To the accompaniment of the music:

 

          Quiet masturbation.  Blood sounds.  Superficial, titillating clitoral sounds.  Drums hint heart beats.  Then flute-nature  screams out, primitive, wild, beckoning.  Followed by rhythmic stroking, and the first vaginal sounds, cunt strumming, beating, stroking, accompanied by the flute-- jungle sounds.  Quiet vaginal masturbation calls the jungle but no response, then the flute evokes the clitoris.  Back and forth from clitoris to vagina, impatient.  Coquette nature demurs.  An agonizing, longing vaginal wailing implores.  Still nothing.  Vaginal finger fucking begins again, slowly, then frantic, then steady, empty, constant.  Nature flirts.  Blood sounds-- a new unearthly flute sound evokes more frantic finger fucking, then calm, rhythmic.  Bacchus shows his cloven hoof for the first time.  She responds with her first real hint of ecstasy.  Suddenly she’s after the orgasm and nothing will stop her.  She mounts to her final ecstasy but doesn’t know it.  Her cunt and the jungle merge.  She slows down, almost calm but on that higher plane.  Blood sounds, heart pounding, vaginal finger fucking becomes almost melodious, and then her lonely surprised voice breaks the calm with three calls, each stronger than the last: ah-oh... a-oi... AHOY, like a ship passing another in the black night.  Then the waves of blood course back slowly to calm, even heart strokes, numbness, sleep...and far off, One Hundred Light Years From Home, as if a new universe has just been born, after the orgasm, the new birth in loneliness:

  

   2000 Light Years From Home

 

     (drums, explosion, birth)

 

   sun turning round with graceful motion

   we’re setting off with soft explosion

   bound for a star fiery ocean,

   its so very lonely

   you’re a hundred light years from home

 

   freezing red deserts turn to dark

   energy here in every part

   it’s so very lonely

   you’re six hundred light years from home

          (she’s getting farther away)

   it’s so very lonely,

   you’re a 1000 light years from home

     (farther)

 

   bell flight --- or ?

   see you on alpha -- ?

   safe on the green desert sand

   it’s so very lonely,

   you’re 2000 light years from home

   (after the orgasm, she’s very far away again.)

 

 

 

          Far from being Don Juan, I had become a connoisseur of masturbation.  Being a (William) Jamesian, I saw no danger, but Van worried me.  My former roommate, Van Decker, was 32 years old and still a virgin.  After ten years at Berkeley he had neither received his Ph.D. in English nor lost his virginity.  We didn’t know how he would be able to complete his Ph.D. thesis while still a virgin because it’s tentative title was, “The Moment of Ecstasy in English Literature,” and he said, frankly, that he couldn’t go on with it in his present condition.  I had moved out a few months earlier because I hadn’t met a woman during the six months that I lived with him and I thought he might be infected with the Sexual Plague:  Wilhelm Reich had described a case exactly like his in his book, Neurotic Character Armor.  I thought he was a victim of Reich’s Sexual Plague because he was the only man I had ever known whose shirt tail popped out in front instead of from behind, and Reich had described his posture exactly in his book: in the case study, the man held his arms back and his chest out and his neck forward.  This, along with deep frown lines between his eyes, corresponded exactly to Van.  It was a classic case of Character Armor. 

          But I liked him anyway, and I thought that a really good woman could turn him around, and I wanted to help him.  He was intelligent, well built, 6 feet tall and 180 pounds, good looking, but abjectly poor.  His father paid for his rent and tuition and sent him a huge supply of Bronson’s vitamins every month, but that was all.  He didn’t own a car and he had only a few changes of clothes.  He had one pair of nice shoes, but had put cardboard in them instead of having them resoled. 

          He loved Wagner.  He owned a small white table radio with one small speaker and when an opera was broadcast he sat at the kitchen table with his chin on the table and his ear pressed against the speaker.  He kept the volume so low that the sound was barely audible to anyone else, even in the kitchen.  He listened to entire Wagnerian operas this way.  I first saw him in this posture one Sunday afternoon when I came back to the apartment from an errand.  He was sitting there at the table, ear pressed to the radio, his face contorted into a painful wince at the noise of the front door, and his right hand raised in the air like von Karajan’s, instructing me to I remain absolutely silent.  I stood there for a moment thinking that he was listening to an important pronouncement from the Government: that another public figure had been assassinated and the radio was broken so he was forced to press his ear against the speaker to hear.  After many seconds, I ventured an inquiry.  He raised his hand again, the wince reappeared on his face and he gasped,  It’s Wagner! ..... shut up!” 

          He said his greatest fear in life was growing old.  One night he went into the bathroom and brought out his Thomas Hair Treatment equipment.  He told me that he didn’t want me to discover it myself or see him treating his hair without knowing about it first.  He said he knew it looked ridiculously vain, but it was one of his only vanities: he didn’t want to be bald. 

          He treated his hair for an hour every night.  First he washed it with the special shampoo, then he rinsed it and towel dried it.  He then distributed little vials of the Thomas Secret Formula all across his scalp.  This took about twenty minutes.  Then he wrapped his head in a steaming towel for half an hour.  The treatment center sold him a year’s supply of the vials and shampoo for a thousand dollars a year because, as he put it, “of my reduced financial situation.”

 

 

 

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