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Flowers for the Tomb of Hafiz Part I

 

by James Street

June

 

            The emotional storm was incredible yesterday.  All over the campus, faces were contorted into sneers, grimaces.  It was also the day after an eccentric summer rainstorm.  The sky was sultry and heavy with static electricity.  I decided to wear my London Fog trench coat over blue jeans and a blue, long sleeved shirt.  The one that is checkered with tiny intersecting white, gray and black stripes.  Women ogled the trench coat with blood fat faces and watering mouths, and men eyed me suspiciously as if I were a spy or coming out of the closet or both.  It was unbearable.

 

            I am tired of chanting the litany of my woes.  But this American Society is an ugly thing.  It is a terrible winged monster with bloodied talons and an arrogant yellow beak gouging the under belly of its toiling masses...

 

            A very short, slight, Asian boy came to my office today.  He was doing an assignment for one of his classes.  He was a freshman and must have been 18.  His assignment was to go to an advisor and ask questions.  But he was painfully shy.  I had to tell him what question to ask and then I had to answer the question.  He took a few notes but not many.  After about five minutes that seemed like twenty, he blurted out, "I DO have a question.  I mean I want to be an intellectual but I also want to fit in with my peers.  I don't know what to do."  His mouth opened in a kind of round smile that reminded me of certain obsequious Japanese smiles.  It carried all of the tension of his body, because (as he explained) he was a stutterer and they made fun of him for it.  As I have noticed with other stutterers, and with almost anyone who has any real defect, the rest of his body seemed relaxed, almost perfect.  The stuttering carried ALL of the tension.  Even his face was calm.  His mouth registered all of his tension.  As I looked into his young face, Zen-like, allowing anything, everything, not censoring, Mishima and the Golden Pavilion entered my mind.  I asked him if he were Japanese.  He said he was Filipino.  I thought that he must be Japanese-Filipino, but I didn't say anything.  I explained briefly about the stuttering friend, the intellectual, the symbol of the young Mishima.  Then I wrote Mishima's name on a piece of paper and the words, The Golden Pavilion.  It was the first act of magic.  A young boy transformed into a man.  A dangerous operation.  Very dangerous indeed.  The ice is cracking around my mooring.  The open seas beckon.

 

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            It is Tuesday, 45 minutes before my BASIC class.  There are fifteen students of totally different backgrounds.  A Hindu, an African, a Frenchman, (is he Swiss?) an Arab, a young American girl who has had a sore throat for two weeks.  Michelle Burns who is a beautiful 19-year-old who rarely comes to class....  They are a rich mine of personalities and I have not been able to connect with their richness.  There is a Nordic beauty of about thirty who has a sharp nose, and who has been leaving at the hour break.  I will make an attempt to break through to them.  But how?  Especially if they don't come to class and if they leave at the hour break?

 

            Stephanie is her name.  She was wearing a black tee shirt with the white block letters Washington Post on the front.  Stephanie Britain is the freshman with the sore throat.  She looked healthy today.  She related to me with her eyes and made several comments.  She battled with Michelle to see which one would be the last one out of the class.  Stephanie won easily.  She is quite a bit older.  Stephanie has a pudgy face.  But she is a honey-blonde with a nice figure and there is nothing irregular about her face so she thinks she is - beautiful?

 

            The French Conversation class is full of immature girls who think they can get a C without doing anything.  Three of them anyway: Maria, Ghazal, and Rhonda.  And there is Robert.  Robert who lived in France for two and a half months: I can't help feeling the greatest contempt for them.  Maria wants to be an Opera singer.  She is tall with pale skin and stringy brown hair that she wears in a ponytail.  She has that languid arrogance and disdain for the teacher that one associates with the worst high schools.  She has blotchy skin that she cakes with makeup and she has a pouting mouth and a supercilious air that makes her contemptible to me.  I don't get women like her in my mathematics and computer science classes.  Rhonda is wholly contemptible.  A squat, dark skinned woman with a flat nose and a perpetual scowl on her overly made up face, she too acts as if the class is barely tolerable.  She is clearly a little whore just as Maria is a big whore.  Whatever they get in life will be through sex so it is the only game they are interested in.  They are taking French to learn how to pronounce the menu.  Ghazal is Afghanistan.  As with most of our latter day immigrants, she is part of the privileged class of her country.  She and her family have been forced to flee Communism.  Cubans, Vietnamese, Cambodians, Chinese, Nicaraguans, Afghans.  They are an arrogant, intolerable lot of people whose only dream is to regain their lost positions of privilege.  They have nothing but partially veiled contempt for Americans and the “phony” American Democracy.  The only thing good that can be said about them is that they will die out and that their children will be Americans.

             How different this French Conversation class is from the one I took last Summer Semester.  Soheila was the highlight of that class.  Well, I have to forget about HER!  I actually thought she loved me!  What a delusion.  She is the kind of woman I fall for like a ton of bricks.  She seems extremely beautiful but objectively, I am aware that most men think her homely.  No.  That's an exaggeration.  For sure.  I mean, she has very tiny breasts and she has black hair and looks like a foreigner.  Her eyes are close together and her ears are exceptionally tiny.  And she always wears the same clothes!  I mean she changes clothes, obviously, but it is always the same white blouse and blue jeans.  She's a kind of Sufi type.  So she is just, well, sort of ordinary looking and unexceptional to most men but to me she is extraordinarily, preternaturally beautiful and sexually attractive.  Naturally that drives me wild.  But she disappeared like water on the desert sands.  I haven't seen her for three months!  I decided that forgetting about her is probably the best.

 

             I must cause my own birth.  I must spring from the head of Zeus, like Athena.  The God in us all must awaken from his slumber or -- at least put on his Nikes.

 

             I suddenly got the bright idea that I can get sick and not go to class tomorrow.  I am overworked with tests and preparations.  Fuck 'em.  This is war.  That BASIC class is almost a disaster anyway.  Fifteen students.  Three of them never come to class and they did the worst - by far - on the midterm.  Michelle Burns.  A ravenhaired beauty with bedroom eyes who sits in the back row and stares at me - got 37 out of a 100.  She never comes to class.  And two post adolescent boys who both wear braces and never come to class got 25 and 36 out of a hundred, respectfully.  And they've handed in no programs.

 

            I'm certain that I recognize one of my students as a star in a porno movie that I saw about a year ago.  I couldn't believe it.  She acted the part of an innocent lesbian and did such a good job that she fooled me.  I mean, in the porno movie, I thought she was innocent - that it wasn't an act and that it was the intention of the director.  But in class she looks like a cynical whore.  I imagine that she knows that I recognize her, but how can I know for sure?  It must be a typical experience for her.  I've seen her eyes blazing with unholy light and she doesn't come to class very often.  I try to pretend but what can I do?

            There is a tall, beautiful Mexican girl who sits in the back and looks at me as if she's a Princess locked in a tower.  Or as if she's someone who possesses some great treasure that everyone wants, men, women, and children.  I wonder what she thinks it is?  Her stare is a mixture of invitation and "virtue offended."  Her wacky little sidekick cuts through her hauteur by pretending not to notice it.  But with secret glances, she acknowledges to me that she is aware of her friend's arrogant, swollen narcissism.  And she lets me feel her vulnerability.  She teaches me that if the weak aren't consumed with jealousy and the need for revenge, their weakness becomes strength.

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            I saw a television program about an African tribe.  A group of older men were deciding whether one of them had the right to divorce a young statuesque black beauty.  He had given partial payment of 24 head of cattle for her.  She was one of many of his wives but she was infertile.  He was an unattractive middle-aged man.  The men were all sitting in a circle, semi-naked; the camera discretely hid their genitals.  She appeared, once or twice, in the foreground, charmingly unaware of the camera and probably didn't know what it was.  She looked to be 17 or 18.  She was a lithe and thin, beautiful ebony woman.  She pretended to be unconcerned but her wide eyes betrayed her torment that seemed to be caused by the chatter of the middle aged and frankly old men.  One of the men was a squinting and grizzled old man who looked like a salacious, cackling old monkey.  It seemed like he might stand to get her if the divorce was granted.

 

            One of my students got up and left class during a particularly difficult problem.  She left the whole class with the feeling that the problem was just too hard, and also, that mathematics is so boring and so totally irrelevant anyway, that.... well... now that we're doing this REALLY ridiculously abstruse and absurd problem....  well it's just TOO much ...  and so when my back was turned, (they always wait until your back is turned) she walked out.  I turned around just in time to see the door shutting and her hand on it.  I said, "I could say something, but I won't, I'll resist the temptation."  I'm tired of lecturing them about the importance of mathematics.  Breaking the awkward silence, a black woman asked me how to do a problem involving long division with polynomials.  I started with an example from arithmetic.  It occurred to me that 3 into 69 might be appropriate.  They seemed to get the point.

            They have their metaphorical heads buried in each other’s metaphorical crotches most of the time anyway.  Why in the hell they take mathematics classes is beyond me.  There ought to be classes like, The ABC's of Pussy Licking, Cock Sucking 17A and 17B.  And graduate courses like How to Masturbate to Orgasm in Class without Being Detected, Intermediate Tit Sucking, Advanced Face Sitting Techniques... 

 

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            Fuck 'em seems to be my new motto.  The brown skinned little mamma came to class again in a red slicker and blue jeans.  She was among the last students to leave, and she said something to me in a low sexy voice that I took to be "have a nice weekend,” so I answered, "thank you" even though I wasn't sure what she said.  That means I am her fantasy lover now because she is talking to herself.  And the red slicker.  How transparent?  A large, wet, red vagina?  But she WAS wearing a ring on her left finger.  It seemed smaller than the wedding ring that she didn't wear one morning.  Which morning was it?  When she left the room, I noticed her flick the ring slightly with her thumb but I couldn't see for sure if it was a diamond ring not.  Well, married women have to have orgasms too.  I hope I can be of some help.

 

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              Art is beauty, form, intelligence, emotion.  Bad art is ugliness, chaos, stupidity and boredom.  Oh well...

           

            My algebra class meets tomorrow morning.  The class with the woman who wore the bright red slicker, the vagina woman, the woman whose husband is having an affair and who wants to take revenge and who wears different rings on her wedding finger, to each class meeting.  Occasionally she wears her wedding ring.  And the Porn Queen who can't stand my gaze, who hasn't come to class lately.  The baby blond who came to class every morning and smiled primly until she got a good grade on a midterm and stayed after class and said "that is really encouraging," and batted her eyes at me.  She wore shorts all summer long and worked herself into a lather showing me her chunky, meticulously shaved legs.  I can't know but strongly suspect that after that exchange, she went home and sat on the edge of her bed and, imagining that she was still in class, lifted a very short skirt up over her belly, and exposed her healthy steaming bush to my more than appreciative eyes.  Who knows anything, really?  But I would certainly bet a large sum of money on it.  After that conversation she has only come back to class once, and during the whole meeting, her eyes blazed in girlish bedroom lust.  I wonder if I will see her again before the quiz on Friday?  It is odd how strong a girl's desire can become after only a couple of words.  I can't deny that fucking her would be pleasurable.  Why should I deny it?  But I'm not about to make a fool out of myself to do it. 

            Anne Anwar (she must be divorced from an Arab, she looks California Aryan Blond) has thighs that I would kill to get my head between but so do half the women at Fuck State.  Some of them look at me as if I am a kind of teaching Dick, and they allow little squeals of surprise to escape when 2 + 2 seems to equal fuck instead of 4.  I still think a girl in the back row is plotting, in an extraordinarily clumsy way, to seduce me.  Yet I have the feeling that if I even allow myself to notice her she will be thrown into a panic and also stop coming to class.  I am beginning to think that I should form a liaison with one of these -wet crotches- just so that I could forget about them and get on to something interesting.  It seems like an interesting way to get out of teaching altogether would be to become a Don Juan and fuck my way out.

 

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